Okay so another
disclaimer, this is another post I transcribed from my Recorder, not
because I had a headache this time, but because it just happened to
of been on when my former partner Lizzie was over earlier, we got to
talking and we might have picked up our first real clue. Lizzie
signed off on me transcribing this to the blog.
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*As a note Lizzie was
already here for lunch, I included the comments about her coking to
help set up the scene here
<Me> So that was....
you said Spaghetti squash Lasagna?
<Lizzie> Yeah it ….
turned out okay right?
<Me> Yeah it was
good, I mean for some low carb thing
<Lizzie> Well good,
maybe if your up for it you could come to my place for a change on
Sunday for the game, the Hawks are really kicking ass this year. I'll
make the same dish again.
<Me> Yeah I really
haven’t had the time lately, what with the party and sitting around
with my thumb up my ass while I wait for them to sign off on my
medical report.
<Lizzie> Yeah well
that means you can make time because your not going to be busy on
Sunday then
<Me> You know if I
start watching there going to lose right? Every time I sit down and
watch they lose. If anything I’m supporting our team by not
watching them play.
<Lizzie> Well yeah I
mean we don't want you fucking up our chances or anything, I mean you
are a walking Jinx after all (Charming I know right? -Tom)
<Me> Low blow
Lizzie, Low bl- (Sound cuts due me opening beer bottles near the
recorder)
<Lizzie> Yeah well-
Wow holy shit what happened to your neck?
*My normally docile cat
freaked out last night and scratched me bad in the neck
<Me> God damn Hobbes
freaked out and clawed me and was hiding in my office for the whole
night, I don't even know anymore what's with that damn cat
<Lizzie> Well lets
see here... (silence for several moments).. Well that looks a bit
better, You should keep a Gauss pad on it, if you didn't have enough
on your plate I'd drag your ass to a hospital.
<Me> Speaking of
full plates... How's work?
<Lizzie> Shit! Yeah
that reminds me, I wanted to tell you about this, there was this
really freaky as fuck killing last night in Lakewood, Do you remember
where Seeley Lake Apartments are?
<Me> Yeah it has
that creepy as fuck woods behind it where there was that rash of
Suicides a few years back right?
<Lizzie> Yeah that's
the place, Fuck I actually threw up after I saw this, this was the
Lakeside Landings killing all over again.
<Me> …...... Go
on..
<Lizzie> So we get
the call, some morning jogger notices some bag hanging up just a bit
off trail from a tree, he gets over there and see's this like... I
want to say... 16 to 18 year old male's body.... laying next to this
hanging back, cut the fuck open from crown to crotch... I mean
exposed ribcage, cut like with a scalpal, cause of death right?
<Me> That would seem
obvious, but....
<Lizzie> It's not,
at least we don't think it is, there was no sign of struggle, no
scrapes, bruises, minor cuts, not signs of resistance, it's like the
guy was dead when he was dragged there or...
<Me> Or he willingly
allowed himself to be cut open at the scene.
<Lizzie> Exactly...
and honestly I have no idea how fucked you would have to be to allow
that... But that's not the worst part of this, you see, the bag? That
contained most of his organs, his lungs, his heart, his stomach,
liver.... it was.. well I had to step off trailed to throw up and you
know how much I can withstand....
(I'm silent at this point)
<Lizzie> So yeah, we
got a real fuckwad out there.
<Me> That does sound
exactly like the Lakeside Landings Slayings... right down to the Bag
of organs.
<Lizzie> Really? You
mean like a Copycat?
<Me> No... the young
girl who was found alive there? The one arrested for it and locked up
in Western State? She escape on New Years... Did you not hear about
this?
<Lizzie> You'd think
I would have... But no, no one mentioned it at the station.
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So it looks like Maya
killed someone... Cut him up and strung his organs up in a tree like
your Fan fiction.... If this is Maya, then she is seriously fucked up
and needs to be brought in....
If this is Maya.
Reminds me of the time......
ReplyDeleteYou know, it's better as a memory, I wouldn't have thought Maya, the little thing had it in her to do such a thing, I'm so proud *Wipes tear from eye*
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Hey Ill tell you what, let me go ahead and call up the victems family and let them know how "proud" you are.
DeleteSick fuck...
Believe me mate you have no Idea what that word could mean. >:)
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It seems the detective, has been detected, how delightful.
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